🌳 When Your Mini Chainsaw Betrays You

Listen… nothing feels more powerful than walking into the yard with a tiny chainsaw that thinks it’s a beast.

Four inches of pure “I got this.” Branches tremble. Neighbors stare. You’re basically unstoppable.

Until… two seasons later.
Now it’s like:

• Full battery? Sure, Jan.

• New chain? Nice try, sweetie.

• Cutting power? More like “gentle suggestion.”

It’s the heartbreak of modern yard work: you didn’t outgrow the saw… the saw just couldn’t keep up with you. 

Still, let’s give it credit — two good years of heavy use. That little chainsaw lived fast, cut hard, and left me holding a backup. RIP tiny beast. You served, you slayed, you sputtered.