Why Were My Packages Grazing in the Yard? π«£
You ever leave very specific delivery instructions for one important package… and then completely forget those instructions now apply to EVERY future delivery? Because apparently I have. When I ordered my lawn mower, I was trying to be considerate. That thing was heavy, and I didn’t want someone wrestling it onto my porch like they were competing in a CrossFit event. So I thoughtfully updated my delivery instructions to say: “Please leave in the grass.” Simple. Helpful. Efficient. Responsible adult behavior. What I failed to realize was that Amazon apparently treats delivery instructions like an unbreakable blood oath. So days later, I start noticing random packages just… sitting dramatically in my yard. Small boxes. Lightweight envelopes. Completely porch-qualified items. Just abandoned in the grass like they were tiny cardboard cows out to pasture. At first, I was confused. Then it hit me. The mower instructions. The cursed mower instructions. And let me tell you, once you notice it ...