Small House. Big Mortgage. Emotional Damage.🏡
There was a time when people talked about buying a “starter home” like it was some cute little stepping stone into adulthood. A modest place. A little yard. Maybe questionable wallpaper in the bathroom, but overall? Affordable. Now? The “starter home” enters the chat looking like a glorified cracker box with 872 square feet, one bathroom the size of an emotional support closet, and a price tag of $150,000 like it personally survived the fall of Rome. I’ll be scrolling through house listings thinking, “Oh, this looks promising,” only to discover the living room and kitchen are apparently in a committed relationship because they’ve merged into one single room. The refrigerator practically qualifies as a roommate. And can we talk about the descriptions? Real estate listings have become pure creative writing exercises. “Cozy” means tiny. “Full of character” means nothing has been updated since 1974. “Opportunity to make it your own” means you may need both an electrician and a priest. Some...