The "Human Pretzel" Chronicles: Is Your Laptop Trying to Kill You? π₯¨
Let’s have a heart-to-heart, besties. I was scrolling through my feed the other day and saw a photo of a "digital nomad" working from a cafe. They looked like a professional contortionist trying to fit into a carry-on suitcase. Spine? Curved like a question mark. Neck? Craned at a 45-degree angle. Dignity? Nowhere to be found. It got me thinking: In the year 2026, why are we still out here acting like our skeletal systems are optional? It’s time for the ultimate showdown: The Desktop vs. The Laptop. The Laptop: The Toxic Ex You Can’t Quit Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of a laptop. It promises freedom. It promises "work from the beach!" In reality, "work from the beach" just means sand in your charging port and a glare so bad you’re squinting like you’ve seen a ghost. When you use a laptop on the couch, you inevitably end up in the "The Shrimp Position." You know the one—shoulders hunched, knees up to your chin, looking like a gargoy...