If the Volume Isn’t Even, We Have a Problem ☯
There are two types of people in this world: those who live freely… and those who will absolutely not rest until the TV volume lands on an even number. Be honest—if the volume hits 13, are you calmly continuing your show, or are you side-eyeing the remote like it just betrayed you? Because for some of us, 12 or 14 just feels right. Balanced. Responsible. Emotionally stable, even. Meanwhile, 13 is out here causing unnecessary tension in what was supposed to be a relaxing evening. And it’s not just the TV. Oh no, this runs deeper. Appointments? Same story. If you’re given 11:00 or 11:15, there’s a certain type of person who doesn’t even hesitate. 11:00 feels clean. Organized. Like you’ve got your life together. But 11:15? That one has a little attitude. A little unpredictability. It’s not wrong… it’s just not as satisfying. Then there are the true wild cards—the people who set alarms for 6:47, leave the volume on 17, and schedule things at 3:25 like absolute agents of chaos. And somehow?...