Conquering Google’s Quirks: One Index at a Time 💃✨

You know what’s fun? Watching Google Search Console tell me my pages exist… while half of them sit there acting like introverts at a party. Yes, Google, I see you ignoring my beautifully crafted posts. 🙄

The Struggle Is Real

• Indexed, not indexed, crawled, not crawled — it’s like a mood ring with commitment issues.

• One day, Google thinks my “About Me” page is the queen bee, linked everywhere like it’s Beyoncé. The next day, it forgets my latest masterpiece even exists.

• And don’t even get me started on mobile vs. desktop. m=1 pages, I’m side-eyeing you. 👀

My Strategy? Sass + Stubbornness

I don’t panic (okay, maybe a little). I keep linking, tweaking, and resubmitting like the SEO gladiator I am. Because if there’s one thing I know, it’s this: Google may be messy, but I’m messier — and I always win in the end. 💅

Why This Actually Works

• Internal links? Check.

• Keyword sprinkles? Check.

• Patience and a dash of sarcasm? Double check.

Slowly but surely, my site grows stronger. It’s like training a puppy — Google eventually sits, stays, and fetches my content the way I want. 🐾