Confessions of a Serial Amazon Buyer 🛒

If Amazon ever shuts down, I’m in trouble. These are the staples that keep me caffeinated, my dogs happy, and my life just barely together. Confession complete.

• All-Absorb Training Pads: Confession: With three tiny dogs, these are non-negotiable. Especially for Bear, who can’t see well, these pads are a lifesaver. I buy them in bulk because the one thing I cannot afford to run out of is dog pads. Trust me, the carpet agrees. 🐾
• Milk-Bone Soft & Chewy Dog Snacks: Confession: These are the holy grail in my house. Bear, Mocha, and Lola all agree — these are snack perfection. I keep a steady stash because nothing says “good dog” (or “please stop judging me”) like one of these chewy little lifesavers.
• Milk-Bone Mini’s Flavor Snacks Dog Treats: Confession: Lola and Bear crunch these like it’s their job. Mocha? Not impressed. (Every pack has a critic, right?) Still, these little hard treats are a must-have in my Amazon cart because they keep the peace — at least between two out of three dogs.
• Curved Dog Stairs Ramp: Confession: Yes, I have three of these. One for the bed, one for the couch, and one so the crew can climb a chest to reach the front window (aka their neighborhood watch tower). At this point, I basically live in a doggie condo complex — and I regret nothing.
• Cinnamon Discs Hard Candy (2 lb Bulk Bag): Confession: I can't resist these red discs—they’re tiny cinnamon bombs that go everywhere with me (car, desk, purse—you name it). I buy in bulk because once they’re gone, the quiet office whispers, “Where’s the candy?” and I don’t want to live in that reality.
• Ultra Pain Relief Cooling Pillow (Cervical Memory Foam): Confession: Let’s be real—some mornings feel like my neck didn’t get the memo that staying in bed isn’t an option. This pillow saved the day (and my spine). I tweak the height, enjoy that cooling feel, and let it work its magic—because coffee only helps so much.
• Vital Proteins Collagen Peptides Powder: Confession: I’ve ordered this three times—it’s my beauty-and-joints multitasker. I dump it into coffee, smoothies, or even my lemon water (yes, it mixes invisibly). So if my hair, nails, and Mama’s joints are thriving, this is the quiet hero behind the scenes.
• Lavanila Pure Vanilla Eau de Parfum: Confession: This perfume is my invisible hug. It’s pure, warm vanilla magic that sticks around even when I don’t. Hypoallergenic, clean, and perfect for disguising that “just rolled out of bed” moment. I keep a bottle on hand because, well, I like to smell as sparkly as I feel.
• Boufor Deep V Wireless Bralette (no underwire, seamless): Confession: I’ve bought this cozy little bralette three times — because “wearing nothing” is exactly how I want to feel, especially after hours spent in cozy mode. No digging wires, no awkward seams, just smooth comfort that knows what’s up.
• CeraVe Cleansing Balm Makeup Remover: Confession: This cleanser is my beauty nightcap. It melts away my day’s makeup—even the stubborn, waterproof kind—without harsh scrubbing. Plus, it's ceramide-rich, fragrance-free, and powerfully mellow. I keep it because sometimes, no amount of coffee can fix a makeup mishap… but this balm sure can.
• OPI Nail Polish (because why not be officially polished?): Confession: I OPI because life is short, and nails deserve to shine. There’s magic in a shade that (a) lasts, (b) looks professional even when I’m juggling coffee, dogs, and blog drafts, and (c) comes with a name that makes me smile. Salon-level sparkle at home? Yes, please.
• e.l.f. Instant Lift Brow Pencil (with Spoolie): Confession: My eyebrows aren't naturally on point, so this pencil + spoolie duo is a non-negotiable gotta-have. It’s precise, creamy, and budge-proof—plus it’s my sneaky trick for looking somewhat polished on days I skipped the full face. #browgameonpoint