Legal Schmlegal (Read It Anyway)
Heck yes — let’s combine your Privacy Policy and Terms of Use into one delightfully sassy, legally-sufficient, AdSense-pleasing page. Here's your one-page wonder: ready to copy-paste into your Blogger Page titled “The Fine Print” (or whatever you decide):
π The Fine Print
aka: Privacy, Terms, and Everything Else That Makes Google Happy
Last updated: July 2025
Welcome to Creative Nest Studio — a cozy, chaotic corner of the internet where stories are told, boundaries are respected, and legal things now live because apparently we’re official. So here it is: the fine print. You clicked, you scrolled, and now we both have responsibilities.
π‘️ Privacy Policy
Let’s keep it transparent — no shady stuff here.
What I Collect (Spoiler: Not Much)
If you:
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Leave a comment
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Subscribe to updates
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Stalk quietly through RSS
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Your email (if you gave it to me)
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Browser/device stuff (thanks to Google being nosy)
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Possibly cookies (the digital kind, sadly not chocolate chip)
Why I Collect It
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To make sure the blog works
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To send updates if/when I offer them
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To maybe show you an ad or two (hey, dog food’s not free)
Who Else Might Peek at You
I use:
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Google AdSense: for ads, personalization, and algorithmic magic
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Google Analytics (if enabled): to see if someone besides my dogs is reading
These services may use cookies and tracking tools. You can totally opt out — just head to Google's ad settings or adjust your browser.
What I Don’t Do
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I don’t sell your info.
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I don’t share it with randos.
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I don’t spam you with stuff you didn’t ask for (because that’s rude).
π Terms of Use
By being here, reading, scrolling, or even side-eyeing a post, you agree to the following:
Be Cool in the Comments
This is a safe and sarcastically sacred space. Don’t be rude. Don’t spam. Don’t try to sell crypto to my readers. I will delete nonsense and sleep like a baby.
Don’t Steal My Stuff
All content on this blog — photos, posts, and occasional bursts of genius — belongs to me unless credited otherwise.
Want to share something? Great! Please:
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Credit me
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Link back
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Don’t copy entire posts or pretend Bear is your dog (he’ll know)
No Guarantees, No Lawsuits
I am not:
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A doctor
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A therapist
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A lawyer
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A miracle worker
Everything I write is personal opinion and lived experience. If you burn your lashes off, buy a weird supplement, or break a nail because of something I posted — that’s between you and your decision-making. Read, enjoy, and take responsibility for your own choices, as grown-ups do.
π§Ύ Legal-ish Wrap-Up
By continuing to visit Creative Nest Studio, you:
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Accept these terms
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Acknowledge this blog runs on sass, heart, and possibly caffeine
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Promise not to sue me over a sidebar widget or an overcooked metaphor
π¬ Contact Me
Questions? Want to chat? Need to tell me you actually read this whole thing?
Email:itsmemychelle@gmail.com
Now back to the good stuff — blog posts, belly rubs, and figuring life out one lash at a time. πΎ✨