Mowing, Maintenance, and Multitasking (with a Side of Dog Hair)

Today’s vibe? Slightly feral but still fabulous. 💅 I woke up this morning to the sound of Bear's toenails click-clacking on the floor like a tiny chihuahua tap dancer, Mocha staring into my soul, and Lola doing her usual "I'm too delicate for mornings" routine. Naturally, I took one look at the backyard and realized I had a choice: Either tame the wild or let it become a national park. So out I went — gloves on, mower fueled (emotionally and literally), and playlist blaring. Mid-mow, sweating like a sinner in church, I had a full existential moment: “Is this adulthood? Is this what all those career fairs were preparing us for?” Meanwhile, in the digital trenches… ✨ I FIXED A CANONICAL ERROR. That’s right, Google. I cleaned up my HTML, slapped on the right tags, and reintroduced my blog to the search algorithm gods. The whole dang site got re-indexed. If I’m not on the first page of results for “midlife meltdown meets glam recovery” by next week, I want a re...